Liquid Death Natural Artesian Mountain Water

Drinking water from the alps. Murder your thirst. This infinitely recyclable can of stone-cold mountain water came straight from the Alps to murder your thirst. When a group of teenagers set off into the mountains for a weekend of drinking regular water in plastic bottles they became hunted by an aluminum can of mountain water that was dead set on murdering their thirsts and recycling their souls. Once cracked open no thirst is safe from liquid death. After ritually dismembering thirst victims, this brutal can of water used they severed body parts of dead thirsts to building is self a flesh as a disguise get a job in marketing but liquid death never took the job, it just murdered a bunch mountain theists instead. (hashtag)DeathToPlastic. For Water & Quality Info: 1-888-980-4760 or visit: liquiddeath.com. We donate 10% of the profits from every can sold to help kill plastic pollution. Recycle or die.

Country of Origin

Austria. Bottled For Liquid Death By: Starzinger,Austria. Made In Austria.,Bahnhofstrasse 1,Bottled At Source: Frankenmarkter,Frankenmarkt,Made In Austria.

Manufacturer

Liquid Death Mountain Water

Phone

888-980-4760